Monday, December 31, 2012

Happy New Year

Alright, now I'm feeling the Ciroc
It's The Faculty music
Brick Oven

There's 4 of us in the studio
I ain't got a pen or paper or nothing

I'm coming up with the verse right now

[Verse 1]
12-31-11
Someone is reppin
Gunshots, someone drops, they need heaven
But it's New Years, two beers
New fears, new broads with braziers
And I'm trying to hit, slide in it
Vibe for a bit, then we hit the crib
Couldn't find an eye so then I mind my business
While she getting busy in the whip
But she ain't doing shit, cause I ain't in the whip
I'm on 42nd being fly in this shit
Looking at the ballers, crystal
I see the future, be the future
And we be music
Brick Oven, B.o.B
Faculty nigga, we O.D
Have my money right away, no C-O-D's
Cop my CD if I feel the need to drop one

[Hook]
Charles here a new year, let's see about that
I'm here, you here, let's see about that
I hear you clear, let's see about that
I'm near you there, let's see about that
Are you leaving with him, let's see about that
That's a glass to the rim, let's see about that
Are you sipping on...are you sipping on
Can I have you here, let's see about that


Charles here a new year, let's see about that
I'm here, you here, let's see about that
I hear you clear, let's see about that
I'm near you there, let's see about that
Are you leaving with him, let's see about that
That's a glass to the rim, let's see about that
Are you sipping on...are you sipping on
Can I have you here, let's see about that

And if all acquaintance be forgot
Let me hear that 40 cal lick a shot like
Blaka, blaka
Blaka, blaka

And if all acquaintances be forgot
Let me hear that 40 cal ring a shot like
Blaka, blaka
Everybody...blaka, blaka
Ring them shots off

Fuck!

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Crawling

[Verse 1]
I am the ace of rap, there is none higher
Fuck Charles Hamilton, call me sire
I am not hot, boy, call me fire
Matter fact fuck that, call me Pryor
I live then I spit it, don't call me liar
Put the pedal to the metal, burning all 3 tires
Last one safe cause this is a good year
Y'all niggas want the truth, y'all nigaas should look here
Team Captain, mascot, back with mean rapping
Aline Juan (?) if I get on, he's blacking
The beat's crack so imma rock it, Steve back it
2000, you wyling, you need practice
Hakuna Matata, my music is proper
I do what I gotta with the music so you dudes is just nada
Spit crack, your iPod moving my product
Another level from the devil, ain't no use for the Prada

[Hook]
Show me what it's for
Make me understand it
Show me what's it for

Never give up
Never give in
Never surrender

Show me what it's for
Make me understand it
I've been crawling in the dark
Looking for the answer

[Verse 2]
People wanna know about the bitches I've fucked
Dignified sluts
In church every Sunday but licking my nuts
Monday through Saturday lift they thighs up
Get a nice nut then I zip my fly up
But I ain't dumb enough to be getting tied up
These hoes need a reason to hit my wife up
Grip my life up, can't they think?
They man ain't thinking, they ain't living like us
Claiming they feel some but they chill
When they get exposed on tape by St.Bill
Little Charles Hamiltons painted they grill
Cubans or corny hoes, they just ain't real
Your girl is a permanent freak, got sperm on her cheek
Rub burns on her knees,
Ask her why, she like...

I've been crawling in the dark, looking for the answer

[Hook]
Show me what it's for
Make me understand it
Show me what's it for

Never give up
Never give in
Never surrender

Show me what it's for
Make me understand it
I've been crawling in the dark
Looking for the answer

[Verse 3]
I came for the throne
My name will be known
I hate being told either maybe or no
The game's getting old
I'm making it over
Bring pain to your dome like razor Ramone
Lady Luck is a slut, got brain from the hoe
Came in her throat, told the dame to go home
Rap Johnny Storm with the flames that I throw
Don't sit there looking like you ain't really know
Addicting sentences, cocaine in the flow
Listen, too much if for your brain or your nose
My music, I use it, Rick James with the flow
Smacking y'all Murphy's with the same little joke
What did the five finger's say to the face?
Fuck that, what did the Hamilton say to the bass?
Smack!
I got them dumb vexed, if you just not y'all
The future's in my balls and I ain't come yet so...

[Hook]
Show me what it's for
Make me understand it
Show me what's it for

Never give up
Never give in
Never surrender

Show me what it's for
Make me understand it
I've been crawling in the dark
Looking for the answer

Show me what it's for
Make me understand it
Show me what's it for

Show me what it's for
Make me understand it
I've been crawling in the dark
Looking for the answer

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

DSW


[Verse 1]
Meet me at Starbucks, 125th and Lenox
Can't wait to see you, I ain't seen you in a minute
You grab a Cappuccino, I grab a Latte
Ironic on this rather hot day
Your outfit give me thoughts that I'd rather not say
But ask and I'll say I feel like acting out today
I walk from Lenox to Morningside
Come with me, it's a park, I told you that I'm a born guy
More than why I'm single right now
But as you could see that's right now
I don't want to let you into my zone, but I kind of have to
To make you understand why I'm not a bad dude
But in the eyes of others, I'm a whack dude
Could be mad true or they have a mad view
Walk with me to Morningside, have to...
hear my future thoughts that's conceived in my past shoes

[Hook]
Put your walking shoes on and let's go...
Somewhere odd, somewhere special
Somewhere that it's easy to let go
You feel that, then it's me that you should let know

So let me know, pretty lady are you ready to go
What, you don't know?
I'm ready to go
So on your mark, get ready, let's go

Let me give you what I got
Let me give you what I got
Let me give you what I got
Let me ...whatever

[Verse 2]
Ok, maybe it's cause I have a penis
But its hard for me not to glance at your cleavage
And maybe I'm more Quagmire than Cleveland
But I was born in Ohio, I'm used to soft speaking
Give me your hand, no it's not G
I'm not trying to make you hold my cock, please
Chill, your fingers are smaller than mine
Even if they are larger, it's all in your mind
You think your body's unshapely
Anyone feeling you is dumb crazy
But young lady, girl, woman
Categorize yourself
In a matter of time you're gonna have to decide for yourself
If you gonna live stuck in the mud
But the image is to stick in your head, fucking you up
Is it your past or women's intuition?
Maybe you will get it in a minute
Just listen


[Hook]
Put your walking shoes on and let's go...
Somewhere odd, somewhere special
Somewhere that it's easy to let go
You feel that, then it's me that you should let know

So let me know, pretty lady are you ready to go
What, you don't know?
I'm ready to go
So on your mark, get ready, let's go

Let me give you what I got
Let me give you what I got
Let me give you what I got
Let me ...whatever

[Verse 3]
I try to be where you never think a guy should be
Inside your secrets, why would you lie to me?
We can't kiss cause we're friends first
Aight, cool, but how can lips make a friendship disperse?
Question the humanity
It'd make sense when you step into my sanity
Meaning when I stop talking and let you respond
I feel special cause you letting me lecture you on and on
About what's wrong with letting it be
"It" being whatever we should be
So if ever we should creep, exploring
The pleasures in me reaching deep
You still know that you could speak to me, easily
Cause peace is sweet
We ain't gotta be loud about it
But you got a place in my heart, be proud about it
Got it?

[Hook]
Put your walking shoes on and let's go...
Somewhere odd, somewhere special
Somewhere that it's easy to let go
You feel that, then it's me that you should let know

So let me know, pretty lady are you ready to go
What, you don't know?
I'm ready to go
So on your mark, get ready, let's go

Let me give you what I got
Let me give you what I got
Let me give you what I got
Let me ...whatever

*Outro: Voice Mail*

Friday, December 21, 2012

Heaven Can Wait

[Verse 1]
On the way down the birth canal I met Satan
He was in my mother's cervix just waiting
Said, "Join me or your death will be blatant"
Sorry Matt Damon, that's a Borne Ultimatum
My mother reached in and said "Sorry, God made him"
He ain't yours Satan, you must be mistaken
Satan told me what a mistake I was making
That's why when I'm gone, my mom feels vacant
Life is metaphorical, ain't it?
My mother's a soft cell, so my love is tainted
School me y'all ballers, call me Mr. Macon
I sat in his class everybody hated
SAT English, but I didn't hate it
I used it to make my vocabulary dangerous
So every 16 is a Van Gogh painting
And as I stand here at the pearly gates naked
I say....

[Hook]
Hey God
I know you brought me here for a reason
But everybody down here is still grieving
And even if you let me stay here for a season

(Meet me upstate)
...

So let me stay here for a little bit
I'll be back up there in a little bit
Now this could be just a huge mistake but..

(Meet me upstate)
...

[Verse 2]
Take me back to Chuck E. Cheese in Ohio
Back to the basement in Cleveland watching 5-O
Back to when I walked through Harlem with my Bible
Sunday morning going to refuge for revival
Back to the day when I first met Howard
Back to my uncle's first day in Howard
Back when I thought only rappers ate carrots
Back then, V.A. before I knew her name was Jamarris
Nah, I'm ain't obsessed, not even embarrassed
Sorry for repeating your name, feel like a parrot
I ain't trying to smear your name, just venting
I got it all out, now I can go on living
But I can still see a lot of shit divot
So I can still see a lot of shit different
And with the extra time on Earth I was given
There's still a lot of things that's still missing, dig it?


[Hook]
Hey God
I know you brought me here for a reason
But everybody down here is still grieving
And even if you let me stay here for a season

(Meet me upstate)
...

So let me stay here for a little bit
I'll be back up there in a little bit
Now this could be just a huge mistake but..

(Meet me upstate)
...

[Verse 3]
If I could find a way to fly
Then I will meet you in the sky, meet me on Cloud 9
My destination is unknown
But there is nowhere else to go, meet me on the outside
But then I could find a consequence
Or it might be a lack of common sense
But when I meet those pearly gates
Will I tell the lord to wait?

[Hook]
Hey God
I know you brought me here for a reason
But everybody down here is still grieving
And even if you let me stay here for a season

(Meet me upstate)
...

So let me stay here for a little bit
I'll be back up there in a little bit
Now this could be just a huge mistake but..

(Meet me upstate)
...

Conscious

I can be your conscious
I can be your conscious
I can be your conscious

[Verse 1]
You got a lot of control girl
I got a lot of patron girl
I'm so lost in my own world
Let me take you with me, come on girl
This could be...
Another milestone in history
If you receive this kiss from me
You will instantly...
Be aware of all the little senses
We could be our own creations
We are both artists
Cupid is armed, then we are both targets
If lust is rap, then we are both garbage
And I just wanna show you what art is
Imma try my hardest
You got a man but your mind with God
Ever since you met me, your mind just lost it
So listen to me like I'm your conscious

[Hook]
Let me be your conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Let me be your conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Conscious
Poison is just a boy and I'm not one
Conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Let your conscious be your guide

[Verse 2]
You don't wanna lose me
Guaranteed there will not be a To Be...
Continued but the end of this movie
Or a preview, what the sequel
We could get so high like crewly
Cause when we kick it you scream like Bruce Lee
I'm your conscious
You don't wanna lose me?
But I'm your conscious
Feel free to abuse me
That's what I'm here for
I'm over here, but I'm there more
Therefore, I'm the voice that you hear more
You hear more but you wanna keep me here more
But if I'm there more, you'll be something that I care for
Rest your mind pretty flower, you appear lost
Turn the music off, lady you could hear more
Not a dream, it's as real as it gets
Your body is a letter, sealed with a kiss
Let's read

[Hook]
Let me be your conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Let me be your conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Conscious
Poison is just a boy and I'm not one
Conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Let your conscious be your guide

[Verse 3]
You got a lot of control girl
I don't have a lot of cologne girl
But I'm still coming on strong girl
And I don't wanna think that you're the wrong girl
Just listen to the song girl
I could get you higher than a bong girl
You're the lighter for the fire and the bong girl
Feeling lighter but the fire isn't gone girl
I'm so gone girl
So grab my hand and we gone girl
Passion in public, we'll stop caring
Hearing Jill Scott and Gil-Scott Heron
I got the bottle and we take a long walk
When we have a long talk till the song goes off
But don't get upset, it ain't over just yet
Cause you ain't even sober up yet

[Hook]
Let me be your conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Let me be your conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Conscious
Poison is just a boy and I'm not one
Conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Let your conscious be your guide

Let me be your conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Let me be your conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Conscious
Poison is just a boy and I'm not one
Conscious
Everybody got, everybody got one
Let your conscious be your guide


Chuck, what took you so long? -K.M.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Hi! What is Sober Karaoke


[Verse 1]
You probably listened to my first joint
Like what's wrong with me
I already told you, I make songs for me
Some of y'all probably thought the songs are weak
The rest of y'all think that you can get along with me
See a lot of shit changed since I admitted I'm a Hoe
I got with Tiffany in case you bitches wanna know
SO if you have one wish like a Ray J song
Like a reggae song, I just kill em with the no
Oh, everybody knows I'm a probably lyrically
So these lame little niggas wanna get at me
Skip to me, I stand like an Eiffel Tower
In the lab you can't stiffle our creativity
Ours via me, Black, Mars, and Jerry
I'm a beat making beast, man it's hard to scare me
Yeah, sorry Mars but this time around
I made all the beats and spit rhymes and rounds
See, some say I talk a lot about myself
It's true because I never got a lot of help, see
Mama raised me, papa played me, Harlem made me
Grandma and Uncle Traime
God set my path and he never betrayed me
When I got lazy, the devil tried to slay me
Listened to rock and pop from the 80's
Pac and Shady, Nas and Jay-Z
A lot of things on  my chest that really hurt
So I gotta get it off and express it in a verse
Tell the story as to why Rebecca's in the dirt
To the messages in church, to the lesson that I've learned
And whether you cats know, I can be an asshole
Lot of people want my head up on a perch
But whatever it is worth
Music is in my blood, I'll forever put in work

[Hook/Outro]
And it won't stop till I'm deaded in a Hearse
I guarantee this album gonna be better than the first
And it won't stop till I'm deaded in a Hearse
I guarantee this album gonna be better than the first
And it won't stop till I'm deaded in a Hearse
I guarantee this album gonna be better than the first
And it won't stop till I'm deaded in a Hearse
I guarantee this album gonna be better than the first
That's why I got you saying....

Oh, and in case you wanted to know
Sober Karaoke is when you consciously bear your soul
So fasten your seatbelt, we're gonna go for a ride
It's a musical ride
It's not an album, it's an experience
So just vibe with me for the next album
Oiste, ya heard me?

(Repeats:
Looking at me saying daddy hold me
You just want that Sober Karaoke)

And I won't give up
This hip-hop is such a big part of the way that I get down

Heavenly Bounce


It's that heavenly bounce baby

[Verse 1]
She ain't never met a guy like this before
I got game, and I don't drive a '64...
Impala, all I do is rap and get dollars
If dollars..should come, she will get nada
Not cause I'm selfish or stingy or nothin
But she got me, her friends really in view the loving
Her man is a boy, I'm a Kindergarten cop
You trying to find a spot to hit while I be hitting all the spots
She likes to argue and I can't change that
Cause after the argument watch the champagne crack
Pop, whatever those bottles do
She got a walk in her body like the models do
And I love when she get hot like a barbecue
She get mad cause her anger is my comic view
So baby, let's do what we aught to do
I might be up in heaven, but my heart's with you
Now sing!

[Hook]
I'm in heaven
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend

(I can't make out the rest of the sample. Sorry :/)
It's got that bounce baby

[Verse 2]
All an angel really is a little bit
Of this heavenly weed, just a little bit
And she'll let down her hair in a little bit
And she just won't care in a little bit
She could take to the sky with a little hit
Seeing stars in her eyes in a little bit
She could even get to know me with a little kiss
And you could take her back, homie I don't give a shit

We in the UFO, texting the piffy
A hard body ounce watching Sex in the City
What the difference between sex in the city?
Sex is a city, it's best that you get me
Trick question, go ahead, start laughing
What do I mean? I'm a living orgasm
I make you cum with the flick of my tongue
I ain't licking you hun, I'm just spitting for fun
Think about it

[Hook]
I'm in heaven
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend

(I can't make out the rest of the sample. Sorry :/)

[Verse 3]
Please don't try to hide
You're all over the side
If you tell me a lie, goodbye
But I know you tell the truth
And our love is living proof
So let's go touch the roof, I mean the sky
An angel with no wings
You're way too fly for wings
Nothing else can rhyme with wings this time
So you ain't got to wait
To reach those pearly gates
Every time you see my face, you're high

Saturday, December 1, 2012

Scab


[Verse 1]
Said I'm too white for blacks
Too black for whites
So it sucked trying to find some clothes to wear
And it wasn't any better when I went to a school
where you were told what you're supposed to wear
So they all made jokes and I couldn't respond
Because...well, I'm not supposed to swear
He said I was a fag
Lose my mind when they beat my ass
Man, I was poned of fear
The next day in class, I would come in with scabs
And they would all laugh till i was close to tears
So I would stay to myself, play with my belt
But I wish I had a gun and a holster here
And I'd cry out for help
But when you scream inside, really who do you supposedly hear?
So at the school same old, same old
Getting punched and kicked in my nose and ear
And I used to think what if I died
Then remember that they really weren't close to care
So I walked around petrified
Cause I'd just gotten beat with a broken chair
And girls thought I was ugly and gay
Cause I didn't walk around with the dopest gear
One night I got sick of it
Tied a rope around my throat wrapped around a pole
Hoping I would choke from there
But it's like god said, Don't you dare
He told me to listen with open ears
So that's why I wrote this here
For anyone right now who's going through this

[Hook]
So if your self-esteem is low, then put your hands up
And for every single goal you said we can't touch
And for every single how that could withstand us
Say... fuck y'all niggas, I'm moving on

[Verse 2]
I went a good two years in high school
Without the fear of walking round pulvarized
I was actually rather popular
And I didn't fear a lot of people over time
And people listened when I vocalised my opinion
And watched me with open eyes
To top it all off, girls were giving me love
Trust me, I was so surprised
But didn't stop the devil
So when people came up hating, it was no surprise
I had a friend who had a little cousin who said that I hit him
And in turn I closed his eye
So the dude said, I know this guy
Grabbed his dude and said, Let's approach this guy
I mean I was playing rough with the kid
So it wasn't like he was telling a blodface lie
But it wasn't as bad as he made it sound
But fuck it, the story's over mine
So Alex and Eddie pressed me
And together gave me 50 kicks
They were upperclassmen and brolic
So each punch felt like 50 licks
I couldn't fight back, I sprained my ankle
So I walked with a limp like 50 Cent
But from the immediate damage all I had was
a couple of scratches and a blistered lip
Something told me to get my shit
And leave out of that school instantly
And that's what I did, took the 3 to 110th
And got on the 2 to central(?) street
Two goons thought they recognized me
So they rushed me and jumped me
Jumped me relentlessly
They hit harder than Alex and Eddie
And you know what they did to me, left me limping weak
Broken nose, swollen and overgrown
Can't see straight, my vision's weak
And over time the blood from my nose flowed
Under my eyes, making the (?) leak
Looked worse than it really was, pretty much
Every time I blinked, I'd begin to leak
And it was like elementry and middle school again
Classmen snapping consistently
And all the consistency was pissing me
Off so much it could've been the end of me
But it wasn't, I was fortunate
So I wrote this for anyone who's going through this
But it wasn't, I was fortunate
So I wrote this for anyone who's going through this


[Hook]
So if your self-esteem is low, then put your hands up
And for every single goal you said we can't touch
And for every single how that couldn't withstand us
Say... fuck y'all niggas, I'm moving on

Cause like a scab, if y'all keep picking at me
And y'all keep itching at me
And if y'all keep digging at me
One day I might just open up on you
Truly yours, Charles Hamilton
P.S.: Thanks for the pain

Homophobia


(The Boondocks)
Huey: I love you man
Riley: Ewww, nigga you gay

[Verse 1]
It must be the pink
Chicks love me and dudes kind of lust me I think
Either that or they hate
Which is actually gay cause envy is a vaginal trait
These niggas getting tight when I whip my wife
Either they wife wish that I hit
Or they ain't hitting right
I'm living life, niggas living trife
So they got more than one meaning when they say they ripping mics
I spend time jacking off to kissing dykes
In my mindsight it's a twisted little sight
I see they pink, I like the sight
So I wear what I like, my life is hype
I'm a straight man and a lesbian woman
The noba (?), not a dude that'd lie, but I...
Gotta wonder, why guys always wanna give me that eye
Chill my nigga

[Hook]
I tend to respect everybody
But every now and then, I gotta check somebody like...

Eww, nigga you gay
Eww, nigga you gay

They cross that line, I look at em like
Ewww!

And then they get offended when I point and say
Eww, nigga you gay
Eww, nigga you gay

[Verse 2]
I believe in civil rights, this is not a dead feeling
But when ___ beefs with Perez Hilton
You gotta wonder who's tougher in a sense
At least Perez don't be in public with his shit
Me, I'm an advocate for being yourself
I really don't see what is felt when a nigga's being it, well...
Maybe it's not for me to understand
I am the property of my woman, good and clear
She do for me what another man couldn't
Her hands on my wooden
I don't think about all the man in the hood
With the plan to make me not such a good man
Me and peace of mind just shook hands
Cross the line, to see an ass whoop can, could crash
Could land, but since you want your ass whooped
Me even responding to niggas is a bad look

[Hook]
I tend to respect everybody
But every now and then, I gotta check somebody like...

Eww, nigga you gay
Eww, nigga you gay

They cross that line, I look at em like
Ewww!

And then they get offended when I point and say
Eww, nigga you gay
Eww, nigga you gay

[Verse 3]
Looks like Mr. Pinky is the Biggie of the city
Diddy busy being pretty
Jigga getting jiggy with his chicky
Everyone else just keep it gritty
While 50 and Ricky just do this rap kissy kissy
What happens if he diss me?
I laugh and keep it moving
I don't have to beef with music, I just to keep the truancy
Half the people knew it
We just actually absolutely needed to prove that
The Huey freemen, the music, could do it
Play me like I'm stupid, then it's rabies that I'm spewing
Rating for the day that I be laying in a Buick
Shooting great fluid in my arm
Feeling so warm until this feeling is gone
Me and another man will never get it on
Call me homophobic, I just like to be strong
Only hot women know that my dick is long
So to ugly and fat chicks, that's why I did this song
Come on, who-hoo!

[Hook]
I tend to respect everybody
But every now and then, I gotta check somebody like...

Eww, nigga you gay
Eww, nigga you gay

They cross that line, I look at em like
Ewww!

And then they get offended when I point and say
Eww, nigga you gay
Eww, nigga you gay

I tend to respect everybody
But every now and then, I gotta check somebody like...

Eww, nigga you gay
Eww, nigga you gay

They cross that line, I look at em like
Ewww!

And then they get offended when I point and say
Eww, nigga you gay
Eww, nigga you gay

Huey: I love you man
Riley: Ewww, nigga you gay